Your criticism is greatly appreciated, but fuck you all the same.
*shitty, cutesy “Americana” cartoon.
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
As proof of how high-class I am, I’ve decided that one of my next tattoos will be of the High Life girl.